The Guysexual’s Brutally Straightforward Summary Of Hinge

Remember the ’90s — whenever internet trolls, post-millennials and online online dating didn’t exists? When everyone would arranged each other with their friends and eventually get blamed for heartbreak (or tough, Herpes)?

Well, now there’s an app for this.

Oh hi there, Hinge. When a dating application pledges that ‘75 percentage of their first times become second dates,’ you are aware they’ve had gotten her hinges enclosed close.